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Football Jokes

25 Football Jokes

1. A Voice in the Darkness

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Seattle Seahawks are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

2. It's a Wonder

Why do SanDiego Chargers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.

3. Kissin' Cousins

What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Tennessee Titans fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

4. Grounded

Why did the NY Jets players miss their flight for the big game?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!

5. Hit and Run

If you see a Oakland Raiders fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your bike.

6. A Day at the Beach

What do you get if you see a New England Patriots fan buried up to his neck in sand?

More sand!

7. No Way Out

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.

8. On the Bright Side

What do you call a Buffalo Bill’s fan with half a brain?

Gifted!

9. Playing Possum

Why the Arizona Cardinals are like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10. Licking the Problem

What did the average Sanfransico 49er player get on his Wonderlic test?

Drool!

11. Higher Education

What does the N stand for on the sides of the nebraska football helmets?

Knowledge!

12. Low Blow

Q : What's the best way to circumsize a Virginia Tech fan?

A : Kick his sister in the chin.

13. Southern Fun

Q : Why do Miami Cheerleaders wear panties?

A : To keep their ankles warm.

14. Safety First

Q: How do Seminoles practice safe sex?

A: They get rid of all the animals that kick.

15. Efficiency

Why did UT choose Orange for the team color?

So the fans could wear it on Saturday to the game, on Sunday to go hunting, and the rest of the week picking up garbage on the highways.

16. Differences

Q. What's the difference between a winning Raiders team and a UFO?

A. Someone has seen a UFO.

17. Shiney Ring

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief

18. Desire

Q. Why doesn't Columbus, Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cleveland would want one.

19. Field Location

Q. What do you call Bears quarterback on the Colts' 10-yard line?

A. Lost

20. More Differences

What's the difference between a Raiders fan and a Chimp?

Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a Chimpanzee.

21. Lights Out

How do you knock out a Raiders fan when he's been drinking?

Slam the toilet seat on his head.

22. Similarities

What do Raiders fans and laxatives have in common?

Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

23. Employment

What do you say to a Raiders fan with a job?

"I'll have a Big Mac, fries and a coke, please."

24. Time for change

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

25. Weather

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?

A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!