On Laugh Out Loud, you will find a collection of some of the funniest jokes available on the Internet. They have been carefully selected by myself and by site visitors such as yourself. They have been sorted into several categories for your convenience. I hope you enjoy your stay!
New Years Eve Jokes
A Brief History of my New Year Resolutions
1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001: I will read 5 books a year.
2002: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2003: I will try and finish the comics section this year.
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1999: I will get my weight down below 170.
2000: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
2001: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
2002: I will work out once a week.
2003: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.
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1999: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2000: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2001: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
2002: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
2003: I will try to be out of the country by next year.
