On Laugh Out Loud, you will find a collection of some of the funniest jokes available on the Internet. They have been carefully selected by myself and by site visitors such as yourself. They have been sorted into several categories for your convenience. I hope you enjoy your stay!
Sports Jokes
Jock vs. Nerd
$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"
with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes
$52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him
$7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll
make $618 while boiling it.
$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each
episode of Friends.
$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX
($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
$ If someone were to hand him his salary and
endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice
round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15%
of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal
cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
$ If you were given a penny for every 10
dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the
100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
$ While the common person is spending about
$20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
$ This year, he'll make more than twice as
much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...
$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the
next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
