Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-thump?
A: A droid laughing its head off.
Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?
A: "The"
Q: Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
A: Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
Q: What is a jedi's favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda
Q: Why is Han Solo a loner?
A: Because he's solo.
Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: Which Star Wars character likes to chew gum?
A: Chewie
