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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo Mamma's So Stupid...

  • Yo mamma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • Yo mamma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.